This is one of those songs that just popped into my head. I rushed to my computer to write it down! Hope you like it… Doorstop Believer Just a small time world Leavin’ in a lonely whirl She took a midnight drink of it anyways Just a CD burn Barney raced in self control He […]
As a major league pitcher, I can think of some cool names I’d like to have like: Neckball Wiffmaker Striker Aimengroin On the list of undesirable names, I’d have to include: And if I was a Twin or Ray and was forced to play inside, I’d probably want a name like:
File this under: Finding Humor In Every Day As I’m walking out of the vet, a gal is coming in with her poodle under her arm and an ENORMOUS freezer bag of what had to be stool samples (plural emphasized). I have to assume she misunderstood “bring in a stool sample” as a sample of […]
Dear Super Chatty Pilot, Thanks for going on and on AND ON about how severely bumpy its going to get and wind gusts are going to top 100 mph and blah blah blah…. More difficulties and extreme challenges ahead and more blah… Oh yeah, segue into short story about plane maneuverability and worst case scenarios…. […]
Why do TV news people say things like: “Next up….Hillary Clinton….In her own words”. What other words would she have? Do people regularly talk using other people’s words and I just haven’t picked up on that?
Update December 2012: Springsteen was recently interviewed and says he changed Manfred Mann’s original lyric from “cut loose like a deuce” to “revved up like a deuce” yet admitted the reason the song went to #1 was because people heard “wrapped up like a douche”. This was the one moment in the history of the […]
According to this YouTube user, the following is actual video footage from a security company video training course in 1997. The character is a clumsy, nerdy professor who tries every sport from baseball to tennis to fishing — and can’t do anything right during the video until the end when he finally succeeds. Apparently it […]
Sure, he eats stuff he shouldn’t. But, this certainly proves that Buddy is smarter than your average K9. He kept ending up in the front yard and we couldn’t figure it out. We finally captured him on video opening the gate! [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xUw3aQBcm4]