October 20, 2015

New Song: Doorstop Believer

This is one of those songs that just popped into my head. I rushed to my computer to write it down! Hope you like it… Doorstop Believer Just a small time world Leavin’ in a lonely whirl She took a midnight drink of it anyways Just a CD burn Barney raced in self control He […]

August 11, 2015

If I Had A Baseball Name

As a major league pitcher, I can think of some cool names I’d like to have like: Neckball Wiffmaker Striker Aimengroin On the list of undesirable names, I’d have to include: And if I was a Twin or Ray and was forced to play inside, I’d probably want a name like:

August 6, 2015

A Funny Thing Happened At The Vet

File this under: Finding Humor In Every Day As I’m walking out of the vet, a gal is coming in with her poodle under her arm and an ENORMOUS freezer bag of what had to be stool samples (plural emphasized). I have to assume she misunderstood “bring in a stool sample” as a sample of […]

July 20, 2015

Dear Super Chatty Pilot …

Dear Super Chatty Pilot, Thanks for going on and on AND ON about how severely bumpy its going to get and wind gusts are going to top 100 mph and blah blah blah…. More difficulties and extreme challenges ahead and more blah… Oh yeah, segue into short story about plane maneuverability and worst case scenarios…. […]

May 29, 2015

In Her Own Words

Why do TV news people say things like: “Next up….Hillary Clinton….In her own words”. What other words would she have? Do people regularly talk using other people’s words and I just haven’t picked up on that?

December 5, 2012

Top 10 Misheard Lyrics: Deuce or Douche?

Update December 2012: Springsteen was recently interviewed and says he changed Manfred Mann’s original lyric from “cut loose like a deuce” to “revved up like a deuce” yet admitted the reason the song went to #1 was because people heard “wrapped up like a douche”. This was the one moment in the history of the […]

November 11, 2010

Amazing Hole In One Golf Shot (Actual Footage)

According to this YouTube user, the following is actual video footage from a security company video training course in 1997. The character is a clumsy, nerdy professor who tries every sport from baseball to tennis to fishing — and can’t do anything right during the video until the end when he finally succeeds. Apparently it […]

May 3, 2010

Who Says Buddy Is Not A Smart Dog?

Sure, he eats stuff he shouldn’t. But, this certainly proves that Buddy is smarter than your average K9. He kept ending up in the front yard and we couldn’t figure it out. We finally captured him on video opening the gate! [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xUw3aQBcm4]

February 21, 2010

Latest Collin Creation

Another great short film from our budding film maker, Collin: [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKol8U–_oE]

November 25, 2008

Albie The Racist Dragon