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What’s On Your DVR?
The season finale (and last episode forever) of The Sopranos is on Sunday night. I have to admit I’m a little sad and will miss Tony, Carm, and the family.What shows still remain on your DVR from last season that are unwatched? What are you planning on recording/watching this summer?
Here is my list:
The Riches (quirky dramady)
Rescue Me (season 4 starts Wed., one of the top dramas on TV, Dennis Leary is hilarious)
The 4400 (starts mid-June, if you like Heroes you’ll love this)
The Sarah Silverman Show (reruns on Comedy Central, not for the kids)
Wiseguy (reruns on HDNET, my favorite show of all time)
On The Lot (loved Project Greenlight, hope this one is good)
Traveler (if you like 24 or Prison Break, you should like this one)
Studio 60 (great drama, cancelled and replaced with a meaningless reality show)
Jericho (cancelled, then resurrected based on fan outcry, if you liked Showtime’s “Jeremiah” you’ll like this) -
Quite A Day

According to my email, today was quite an amazing day.
Not only did I get an amazing, unsolicited job offer, I also won a million dollars. And just to cap it all off, I am finally through with scrubbing my toilet bowl!
Somebody pinch me. Can it get any better than this???
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Quotes & Head Scratchers Volume 1
Price. Quality. Service. Pick two.
There are two kinds of good meetings: postponed and cancelled.
Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of.
Why do people who know the least always seem to know it the loudest?
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
When a mime is arrested, does he have the right to remain motionless?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn’t that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
Why do they call it a free gift? Aren’t all gifts free?
Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.
Why does bottled water have an expiration date?
If someone told you they were a pathological liar, should you believe them?
He who throws mud loses ground.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
Why do they call it lipstick if you can still move your lips?
Is it my imagination or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?
A cheap shot is a terrible thing to waste.
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
Quoting one is plagiarism. Quoting many is research.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
Try to relax and enjoy the crisis.
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
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Oh My God, Jars Of Clay!
I’ve always admired and enjoyed the music of the guys from Jars Of Clay.I stumbled onto Jars back in 1994, when I heard and fell in love with PFR’s pop masterpiece “Great Lengths”. If you love melodic pop, then you know what I mean about “Great Lengths”.
I first saw Jars in concert in 1995 when they opened for PFR. I remember hearing “Flood” for the first time that night and my jaw hitting the floor. I couldn’t get that song out of my head for days!Here’s a blip of text from Wikipedia’s PFR page:
PFR released their third album, Great Lengths in 1994 … The Great Lengths tour introduced a new band, Jars of Clay, who would become one of the most popular Christian groups to date, also enjoying great mainstream success.
While the reference of “Christian” and “Mainstream/Secular” (as it relates to music) makes me throw up in my mouth a little, I must say that perhaps the best thing about both PFR and Jars was that neither really sounded like the “Christian” music that was played in the mid-90’s. By this, I mean, if you heard it on a Contemporary Christian radio station in 1995 (in between a male artist with three names — Michael W. Smith, Steven Curtis Chapman, Phillips Craig & Dean etc.), you would be pleasantly surprised and in my case, shocked. These were guys that happened to be Christ-followers (and didn’t hide it or seem to live otherwise) that made very, very good music. Not the first to do so, but in my opinion, the first in quite some time!
If you haven’t heard it, I highly recommend picking up a copy of Jars’ self-titled CD along with PFR’s Great Lengths.
While PFR rode off into the sunset, Jars of Clay is still making great alternative rock music today. Their latest, Good Monsters, is fantastic.
I was especially moved by the lyrics to “Oh My God”. One particular line just won’t go away:
“What makes me so badly bent?” Oooh, I have some friends that will agree with me that that lyric is powerful. Take a look at the rest:
Oh My God
Oh my God, look around this place
Your fingers reach around the bone
You set the break and set the tone
Flights of grace, and future falls
In present pain
All fools say, “Oh my God”Oh my God, Why are we so afraid?
We make it worse when we don’t bleed
There is no cure for our disease
Turn a phrase, and rise again
Or fake your death and only tell your closest friend
Oh my God.Oh my God, can I complain?
You take away my firm belief and graft my soul upon your grief
Weddings, boats and alibis
All drift away, and a mother criesLiars and fools; sons and failures
Thieves will always say
Lost and found; ailing wanderers
Healers always say
Whores and angels; men with problems
Leavers always say
Broken hearted; separated
Orphans always say
War creators; racial haters
Preachers always say
Distant fathers; fallen warriors
Givers always say
Pilgrim saints; lonely widows
Users always say
Fearful mothers; watchful doubters
Saviors always saySometimes I cannot forgive
And these days, mercy cuts so deep
If the world was how it should be,
Maybe I could get some sleep
While I lay, I dream we’re better,
Scales were gone and faces light
When we wake, we hate our brother
We still move to hurt each other
Sometimes I can close my eyes,
And all the fear that keeps me silent
Falls below my heavy breathing,
What makes me so badly bent?
We all have a chance to murder
We all feel the need for wonder
We still want to be reminded
That the pain is worth the plunderSometimes when I lose my grip,
I wonder what to make of heaven
All the times I thought to reach up
All the times I had to give in
Babies underneath their beds
Hospitals that cannot treat
All the wounds that money causes
All the comforts of cathedralsAll the cries of thirsty children – this is our inheritance
All the rage of watching mothers – this is our greatest offenseOh my God
Oh my GodWords and music by Dan Haseltine, Charlie Lowell, Stephen Mason, Matt Odmark
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Kids & Lyrics
I have two boys, ages 13 and 10 and I’m very close to both of them. Even after a decade of being a dad, I’m still blown away at how intensely, and differently, I love them. I think about that quite a bit and plan on writing more about it here.
My older son and his friends have me convinced that kids today are different in one particular way. It seems that kids today actually listen to the lyrics of songs. Maybe it’s just my son and his particular group of friends, but I’m hoping it’s because we have taught him that words mean things and garbage in = garbage out.
This definitely wasn’t the case with me when I was his age. I’ve lost count on the times my wife and I will be riding in the car listening to the 70’s channel on XM and one of us will say, “Did you realize this song is about _______?” (fill in the blank with something bad, real bad)
I spent much of my junior and senior years in high school listening to Adam And The Ants. I’m now 41 and am just realizing that Adam And The Ants spent much of their time trying to convince me that they were gay, dandy highwaymen.
How did I not get that until now?
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Mexican Americans
Oh my, I remember this one from my childhood. It is still hilarious today!
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Update: NBA Man-Hugging
As a follow up to my The Cavs, Nerf and NBA Hugging post, I just felt I had to say that the hugging below is absolutely acceptable.

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A-u-s-b-u-r-y
I got three calls this week.
One for Mr. Augsberger.
Another for Doug Asberry.
And yet another for Mr. Assburn.
I am not making this up.
Come on people! It really can’t be that hard can it???
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O.J.? No Way!
My friend Kristy sent me this link today:
Jeff Ruby Denies OJ Simpson ServiceJeff, I salute you!
