June 7, 2007
Quotes & Head Scratchers Volume 1
Price. Quality. Service. Pick two. There are two kinds of good meetings: postponed and cancelled. Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of. Why do people who know the least always seem to know it the loudest? If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting? When a mime is arrested, […]
May 17, 2007
Mexican Americans
Oh my, I remember this one from my childhood. It is still hilarious today! [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2K-_2AHYh0]
April 13, 2007
A Case For Baby Poop Color
Have you ever noticed that when some people try to describe a color they really dislike they pick a color and put the words “Baby Poop” in front? “Did you see Brian’s shirt at church yesterday? Can you believe that color? It was like ….. uh ….. well ….. like a ….. baby poop green.” […]
April 10, 2007
The Bouncing Man Boobs Affinity
I just remembered something funny that happened to me a few weeks ago. I call it The Bouncing Man Boobs Affinity. I was driving through a strip mall and saw a guy coming out of a store. He needed to cross in front of me to get to his car. So I slowed down and […]
March 21, 2007
When Nine Lives Runs Out
Today’s post is dedicated to our cat Penny, who as of today, has pee’d herself into a one-way ride to the shelter. Dearest Penny ……. goodnight and good luck.
March 19, 2007
Worst Album Covers Of All Time
I’ve found several lists of “Worst Album Covers” online. Here is my G-Rated list — enjoy!
March 16, 2007
“You’re Linda Johnson, Right?”
You know when you’re at a social event and everyone has to tell their most embarrassing moment? I don’t think I actually have a most embarrassing moment, but I do have this little story to tell. During my years in health care management, I managed a family practice with 5 physicians in a rural Missouri […]
March 13, 2007
March 13, 2007
Shepherd #1: “Are you sure those wise men are still coming with the myrrh?” Shepherd #2: “Yeah man, no worries, just sit tight. I know those guys and they’re definitely on their way.”
March 6, 2007
Pranking A Telemarketer
Let’s all admit it would be SO cool to pull off what Tom Mabe does to telemarketers. I’ve heard several of these and here’s a new one: How To Prank A Telemarketer (yes, that is an actual call from a telemarketer)
March 3, 2007
Word Embryos: Human Verification Word #1
I’ve noticed more web sites have added the “human verification” process where you, as a human being and not a robot or software program, have to enter letters and/or numbers into a box to verify you are a human being. If you’ve ever submitted a site to Google or added a comment on a blog, […]